"Wanted: seasoned w**nkers for online ejaculation poll".
Excerpt:-Yeehaw howdy Pardners! LoveHoney.co.uk has come up with the Stroke 29 Shoot Out Survey, to compile a study of current trends in one-handed hoedowns across the UK, whilst attempting to compile the first ever Average Strokes To Cum (ASTC) Index. And the survey needs YOUR help..."
Really? I'm intrigued. And so are you - off you go then! :P