Borrowed from Neil's World

I'm SOOOOOOOO bored and scared because I'm teaching tomorrow! :O

So here's an Itunes Meme, borrowed from Neil T.:

How many total songs?
2821 items, 7.9 days, 9.84Gb. They're not all songs though, some of them are comedy shows and spoken tracks. The majority are songs.

Sort by song title - first and last?
First: "'Til I Get Over You" by Michelle Branch
Last: "Yours Sincerely, Confused N10" by Ray Davies

Sort by time - shortest and longest?
This is tricks actually, I've got short files but they're not songs. Hmm, I'll adabt the meme:

Shortest item: "Ain't No Thang But A Chickin' Wang" (0:06) by The Dixie Chicks from their Fly album. It's a track that just has a noise on it then goes to the next track. Very bizarre.
Shortest song: "The Mustard" From the Once More With Feeling Soundtrack
Longest item: "2005/12/22 - Louis Walsh visits and more" (34:11) from the Best of Moyles podcast.
Longest song: "St. Robinson in his Cadillac Dream" (15:40) by the Counting Crows from their This Desert Life album.

Sort by Album - first and last?
First: "0898" by The Beautiful South
Last: "Young Tin Whistle Pest" by Vin Garbutt

Sort by Artist - first and last?
First:(anonymous) (it's Greensleeves from a CD given away free with a newspaper)
Last: Willie Nelson

Top five played songs?
I'm not too sure about this one as it doesn't seem to be counting the number of times I've actually listened to songs. Am I misunderstanding the Play Count function? Anyway, according to the Play Count it's:

Black Horse & the Cherry Tree (Radio Version) by KT Tunstall
Holiday / Boulevard of Broken Dreams (Live) by Green Day
Good Riddance (Time of Your Life) by Green Day
Goodbye My Lover by James Blunt
Fire Sign (original) by David Berkeley

Find the following words. How many songs show up?
Sex: 22 :-O
Death: 1 = Death Or Glory Wassail by a folk comedian called Sid Kipper.
Love: 216, oh dear.
You: 406
Home: 80
Boy: 50
Girl: 52

I've just realised that with some adaptions this can be used by ANY media player that catalogues your music so go on, go wild! And post links below so I can noesey.