My cousin e-mailed this to me...

You know it's 2004 when....

1.You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they
don't have e-mail addresses.

6.. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the
phone in a business manner.

7. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to
get an outside line.

8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three
different companies.

10. If you don't have your mobile on you, you have no idea what your
wife's phone number is.

11. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.

12. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.

13. Contractors out number permanent staff and are more likely to
get long-service awards.

AND..............

14. You read this entire list, and kept nodding and smiling.

15. As you read this list, you think about forwarding it to your
"friends."

16. You got this email from a friend that never talks to you
anymore, except to send you jokes rom the net.

17. You are too busy to notice there was no #9

18. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9

AND NOW YOU'RE LAUGHING at yourself.
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As an aside, my driving lesson just got re-arranged from next Tuesday to next Friday because of a test that's just come up. Darn. I was getting into a routine too. Ah well, never mind.